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I'm on holiday saying I don't drink. I also say the next morning

Cashier: the usual? 5 liters of beer? Me: juice. Cashier:

Every kid wants a Spider-Man costume

You come home from a party and try not to wake anyone up.

When she says you don't have to spit out food, you have to swallow it. That's when I:

Brakes failed, but there's a quadrober on the road

A colleague on sick leave

Mom, look how I can

Hard UwU

I'm calling my wife to tell her I'm staying at a friend's house

Life tip number one

You watch a movie and you fall asleep

When he kissed her neck

When you don't have a jack, but asked for backup

Decided to do a good deed and walk a strange girl home, and for some reason she runs

I love doing surprises for my family Dinner at home or dinner out

Astronomer's question: what do stars die of? Astronomer: Overdo$e

Her: will you have some gum? Me: Give me two, like in the commercials She: what commercial?

The massager almost malfunctioned

My wife calls and dictates an address for me to pick her up from karaoke

High degree of protection

When you kissed for a long time and she took your sword

She: why do you always let me through first? Me: It's a habit for childhood

Nice two Just hit the paws 🥊